In a nation far away once lived a sad dictator
Called Bush, a brainless man, but a good debater
He was surrounded by savage capitalists
Who manipulated him cunningly like terrorists
They told Bush exactly how he ought to act
and soon turned off his tiny intellect
Bush was a bit unhappy with this institution
So he went to a fairy and begged for a solution
The good fairy said “you know what I’ll do?
You can unnoticed go away, then I’ll Double You”
Indeed: The vultures from that instant left him alone
and the nation was ruled by George W, his clone.